Oh my poor blog. Neglected for several a fortnight, I have returned. Under intense pressure from no one in particular, I plan to post regularly here again.

I promise to be funny, or at least attempt to be funny.

I promise to be thoughtful, save for those times when I don’t feel like it.

I promise to check back to make sure that the comments are not hawking erectile dysfunction drugs or hot, monkey-on-greyhound action.

Well, that’s pretty much it for now. Not terribly funny or thoughtful. I’m a failure already.