I’ve had this one bouncing around in my head ever since I saw the TV ad with R. Lee Ermy. Let me refresh your memory:

“Why don’t we chug on over to mamby-pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, ya jackwagon!” I’d embed the video, but the ad is from a (ahem) competitor of the fine company that sees fit to employ me. I’m confident, however, that the brilliant readers of this blog can use the Googles to find it.

Occasionally I have words of wisdom (or ignorance depending on your perspective) that accompany these doodles. In this case, however, I didn’t want to start tagging people as jackwagons for fear of karmic retribution and/or voodoo doll payback from said jackwagons. However, I encourage you, gentle reader, to enumerate any jackwagons you’d like to list in the comments section below. Because history has taught us that the internet, if nothing else, is a great tool for making fun of other people from a great distance.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the doodle. If you’re a blogger, feel free to use any of my doodles in a blog post if the mood hits. I only ask for a credit and a link.

If you’d like to commission a custom blog header (like the illustrious Social Meteor, Fourth and 140 and Social Poser), you can use the contact form on the blog or just tweet at me @doodlehaus on the Tweeters.

If you REALLY enjoy it, I made it into a t-shirt over at the Doodlehaus Zazzle store. I’ve got a bunch of doodles posted over there suitable for gifts for people you don’t really like all that much. Warning: if they don’t like you, don’t buy a coffee cup. That can be used as a projectile against you.