Embed my doodles, ya jackwagons!

Ya Jackwagon

I’ve had this one bouncing around in my head ever since I saw the TV ad with R. Lee Ermy. Let me refresh your memory: “Why don’t we chug on over to mamby-pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, ya jackwagon!” I’d embed the video, but the ad is from [...]

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Buy my #crap!

Hard selling on social networks is stupid

Thanks to the power of social networks, you can now annoy people all over the world. In real time!

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Social Meteor Zombies

Social Meteor Zombies

Troy Janisch, aka Social Meteor, has been asking for a zombie-themed header for quite some time. Well, after long last, here it is. I hope it’s not a sign of things to come. Just remember: 1) Cardio 2) Double-tap. That is all.

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You’re not enchanting anyone, you know

I'm enchanting customers?

There’s a phrase that I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot lately. Every time I hear it, I can feel my fight or flight reflex start to flex right at the base of my brainstem. The phrase? “Enchanting customers.” Maybe I’m jaded, maybe I’ve lost my sense of wonder, but I think the term “enchanting” [...]

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CEO vs. Action Figure

Now with golden parachute action!

I grew up with action figures. Star Wars, mostly, with the occasional foray into G.I. Joe, Transformers and He-Man. To my knowledge, none of these genres carried a CEO figure. Why is that? Because kids don’t dream about being the head of a major corporation. They dream about being a hero. They dream about using [...]

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unGEEKED Superfolk

unGEEKED guy

I’ve had the rare opportunity to put my work in front of oodles of people. unGEEKED e’lite conferences are for the superheroes amongst us who are comfortable both with storytelling and with technology. They may wear business-casual, but underneath their mild-mannered exterior lives a child of Krypton or someone who got a paper cut from [...]

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