Beware Pep Tse, Ancient Master of Product Placement

Pep Tse, master of the ancient art of product placement

Pep Tse, master of the ancient art of product placement

This is a post about Gurus, with a capital G. They have books, they have accessories and they have the answer to everything. If they’re a big enough Guru, they can become a lifestyle choice in and of themselves. They will sell and resell their “5 Secrets to Better Pancakes” or “12 Simple Steps to a Nutmeg-Free Life”.

But the real secret is that there are no secrets. The Guru makes money off those who want to buy a book instead of doing the work.

If you ever find yourself in a position where you think the only thing standing between you and your dreams is writing a check to a “Guru” to unlock the secrets of the universe, do yourself a favor and don’t. Save your money. Remember that success is very closely bound to hard work and is accelerated by God-given talent. A positive attitude is also a nice-to-have.

Chris Brogan talks about being an overnight success. It only took about ten years of non-stop speaking, blogging, writing, networking and entrepreneurship. Chris is no “Guru”, he’s a smart, humble, hard-working guy. It’s a grind. So you better love what you do, and you have to be willing to do it and do it a lot.

Remember that the mighty Beatles started as a gig band a the Cavern in Hamburg. From 1961 to 1963 The Beatles made 292 appearances there (see Wikipedia). So instead of climbing the mountain to find your guru, find yourself a cavern. Go hone your talent, eventually people will seek you out.

 

Zeus starts a blog

 

Zeus starts a blog

Another gouache experiment from the same session as “Let’s make it slower and more complicated.” The doodle was inspired by a Spongebob Squarepants episode. Stop laughing. Seriously, I’ll tell you about it if you stop laughing.

In the episode, Poseidon challenges Spongebob to a crabby patty-making contest. While Poseidon quickly assembles the requisite number of  patties to win, they are wholly inedible.

My point? I was afraid you’d ask that.

Blogging, like crabby patties, ain’t magic. You can’t set up a blog and magically become a blogger. Believe me I know. You only have to review my post frequency to realize that I struggle mightily with blogging and doodling consistently. I could rationalize and tell you that I only wait until I have something really important to say. But then you’d actually read the blog and call shenanigans on me.

So, as Steven Pressfield says, Do the Work. That’s my advice for the day. It ain’t easy, but it feels good when you’re done.

Fourth and 140

Tom Buchheim started a blog about sports and social media. It's a good read and I was honored to doodle up the header for him. 

Obligatory Zombie

Have you hugged the undead today?

Dr. J.

I picked up a Wacom Bamboo tablet today. This is my first experiment. 

Dr. J. is the first forward in team history to average a double-double in the intramural league. His secret is clouded in a gordian knot of string theory, eigenvalues and methamphetamines.

Testing Sketchbook Express

I started kicking the tires on Sketchbook Express. It seems like a really nice little tool. I had fun roughing this guy in. I've always wanted to learn to speed paint on the computer and this seems like a good tool to start practicing. 

The big question for me is this: do I get a nice Wacom tablet or should I spring for an iPad…or both? Ugh. My bank account is recoiling in horror as we speak.

Planet Social Meteor

 

This is the last of three custom headers I've worked up for Troy Janisch's blog, Social Meteor. They are sized at 940 x 150 pixels for the Genesis WordPress theme.

 

Social Meteor Tentacles

 

This is the second of three custom headers I've worked up for Troy Janisch's blog, Social Meteor. They are sized at 940 x 150 pixels for the Genesis WordPress theme.

 

Social Meteor Monster

This is the first of three custom headers I've worked up for Troy Janisch's blog, Social Meteor. They are sized at 940 x 150 pixels for the Genesis WordPress theme.

Vlad was not one of the sexy vampires