Write drunk, edit sober

While not the best advice to give an alcoholic, the spirit of the phrase is a great way to defeat writer's block. 

Not all of your prose will magically flow onto the page in perfect order. So just write something, the crappier and more senseless the better. You'll find it self-correcting, starting to flow. Go with it until it seems like you're forcing things. Then stop.

You can always cut and paste later, move it around. Read it out loud and say to yourself, "wow, what was I drinking?" 

Just show up at the page.

Evil Priest

This guy ended up looking a lot like Billy Corgan on the Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness tour. Suffice it to say, I recommend that you thoroughly investigate the individual in which you trust your eternal salvation. 

You should make sure they actually have your best interest in mind, are in no way evil and, most of all, you should make sure they're not a diminutive leader of an indy band that got blown off the stage by Pearl Jam at the Madison Civic Center on Halloween night back in the early 90's.

Death cannot stop true love

*All it can do is delay it for a while.

We’ve all felt that deep, abiding love for someone. The kind of love that reaches out from the grave and feasts on the flesh of the lover left behind. Right?

I thought this quote from the Princess Bride matched nicely with the last drawing, so I re-traced it, made the color scheme a little simpler and made a t-shirt out of it. It’s the very first Doodlehaus signature tee. Enjoy!